This IS NOT a Damn Porn Site [Ryan's Rants]

I was visiting with a close friend,
after an expert panel I was a part
of yesterday. She tells me she
was talking about me to another
professional, (always a good thing) and
when she gave this other person my
website address, the other person said
“this sounds like some kind of porn site”

GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER
…no wait…don’t, it’s much
more “stimulating” there…

Obviously I am subliminally obsessed
with sex, [who isn't, right?] because
back in the day I had a company called
“Lifestyle Connections” and people
would say “that sounds like a condom
company”

So, this has been haunting me for almost
a decade now, and today, I get it all
off my chest. [or if I'm lucky, Jennifer
Aniston's chest!]

But one thing is for sure, SEX SELLS!

Enjoy the rant:

 

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