Category Archives: Ryan’s Rants

Why Lebron James Will NEVER Be Elite Like Michael Jordan, and Why He Would SUCK as a Loan Officer Too

BY Ryan ON 06/18/2013

Even though Scotty Pippen said the opposite just the other day. I’m saying it today, “LeBron James will never be Elite like Michael Jordan” First off, as Mr Pippen so eloquently stated, [..]

6 Shockingly Evil Things About Sales [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 06/4/2013

Are you one of those assholes who thinks all sales people are evil? It’s not true! Much like any other industry, sales has it’s bad apples. That doesn’t mean all sales people are evil. [..]

Beware of Fake Ass Gurus [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 04/26/2013

I see ads all over the internet and facebook regarding people who offer to mentor and coach people to greatness. Every time I see these ads I look up the person and their accomplishments. I am very protective [..]

Make your New Years Goal to Just Freaking Do Something [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 12/21/2012

Well, well, well, it’s that time of year again when for some odd reason people decide to make life altering decisions that they stick to for a couple of weeks. I’m not trying to be too condescending [..]

I didn’t know you were in the middle of that [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 12/14/2012

Sometimes being overly friendly can come back to bite you in the ass. In person as well as on social media. When I’m out in public, I’m no different from I am on facebook. I talk to people [..]

Gay Marriage and Legal Marijuana does not mean it is the end of the world [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 12/7/2012

First off, for all of you doomsayers, they found the rest of the Mayan Calendar last month. It goes on to infinity. The media has not broadcast it, because the truth does not sell ad time. The end of the [..]

So you went on strike because you wanted a raise [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 11/30/2012

I could not believe my eyes and ears this morning when I turned on CNBC and heard this news. I can’t make this shit up y’all, there are actually union people striking today because they are [..]

So you waited in line for a week because of a Black Friday Sale [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 11/23/2012

Well it’s here ladies and gentlemen. It’s that time of the year again. For about the last decade I have noticed the weirdos come out during the holiday season. You know the weirdos that waited [..]

If you SAY “I’m RICH BITCH” YOU better have the Bank Account to back it up [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 11/16/2012

We can all agree that social media has been giving idiots a platform to lie from since 2007. yes I know it’s been around longer than that, but 2007 is when it really went mainstream. Lately a lot [..]

Push Notifications and Mobile App Alerts Are Enabling My OCD [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 11/9/2012 - Add Comment

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m OCD just like the rest of us. We all have it in one form or another. The #1 things that are driving me nuts right now are push notifications and mobile app [..]

Why you should never hire a social media consultant with a Klout score less than 50 [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 11/2/2012

Everywhere you look, there is someone popping up calling themselves a “social media consultant“. While there are many reasons for this, I will only address a couple to save time. The first [..]

Keeping it 100 About Making Time [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 10/26/2012

We all have the same 24 hours in a day. One of the key differences between a successful entrepreneur and a struggling business person is how the manage their time. There is this funny rule about time, [..]

The Rent is TOO DAMN High [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 10/19/2012

I just paid $6.49 at lunch today for beans and rice with a tortilla. WTF is going on with prices across the board? Our chip bags are filled with air, our cuts of meat are getting smaller and the COST OF [..]

Ashley Stewman’s Rant About Me [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 10/12/2012

I’ve been telling Ashley Stewman she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, since 1997. Since 2010 I have been trying to convince her to step out of her comfort zone and get in front of the [..]

The Ugly Truth About Marketing and Income Claims [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 10/5/2012

You need to know the truth about marketing in order to set the proper result expectations. We have all clicked on a link that lead to some fancy landing page with outrageous claims of someone making $50,000 [..]

Just Say “No”…OR Say “YES” [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 09/28/2012

The number one killer of innovation is procrastination. When you say “let me think about it” or “I’ll get back to you” and you KNOW you need the product or service, you are [..]

The Subliminal Rant I Had To Do It [Ryan's Rants]

BY Ryan ON 09/14/2012

I started the whole “Ryan’s Rants” version of this blog to experiment. My experiment has worked in more ways than I expected. So this week I’m using the power and popularity of [..]