Category Archives: Ryan’s Rants

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Protect Yo Neck From Facebook Contact Thieves

When you come up, everyone wants to be you. Problem is they believe you’re the shortcut they can gain from. ¬†Poachers and scavengers are all around. ¬†You gotta protect yo neck son.   I can’t [..]

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The Shaking Heads of Haters

It’s hard to focus on what matters when you’re head’s on a swivel. Notice when people shake their head with the “no” gesture, there is no way to keep the eyes focused? That [..]

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The Real Reason You Never Have Time

I hear it all the time. The go to excuse of lazy people everywhere. “I don’t have time.” It’s ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, an excuse. You make time for what matters.   The real [..]

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The Sales Cycle of Self Sabotage

Due to the nature of my business, I have the esteemed pleasure of watching people beat their chests about sales on a regular basis. Most of it is bullshit. It’s one of the worst parts about being [..]

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Sex, Lies and the TRUTH About Sales

Let’s talk dirty!!! Look; no one told you that you’d be hated once you became a salesman. Being in sales is like being a hooker. Everyone wants what you got, but they feel embarrassed when [..]

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Why Are Salesmen Such Gluttons for Punishment?

What is it about being a salesman that makes some of us self loathe so much? Why do we feel like we have to work so hard for each sale? What’s the psychology behind EARNING the sale? Is it because [..]

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How Realtors Are a lot Like Communists

I’m probably gonna get shit for this post but I’m used to that. What I’m about to point out has to be said. There has to be light shed on it so the madness can stop.   There are [..]

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Are you the Tony Romo of Sales?

Could you imagine waking up being Tony Romo on Monday morning after having one of the best games in Dallas Cowboy history, but still losing? The guy can’t win a game to save his team it seems. I’m [..]

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How to say “NO” to Opportunities

First know this; the more successful you become in sales, the more people will show up in your life trying to distract you from your goals, so they can meet theirs. Generally people associate a good salesman [..]